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Chapter nine Having found the ToadStool with the Red Gate that said APOTHECARY on it, the three Companions stood outside the Gate because they didn’t Quite Know what to Say. Or What to Do. Luckily for them, Soon. Quite Soon. Very Soon, As a Matter of Fact, a Little Old Lady came out of theContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter eight In the Meanwhile and in the Meantime, on the Other Side of the Big Tree, Mr FartenFurter was in a Total Mess. He Just Did Not Know What Had HIT HIM!!!!! He Talked to Fart’n’Fart who Rumbled away at him but Gave him no Answers. He Talked to both Foot and Foot-Foot. NoContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Seven And so, while Mr FartenFurter Whiled Away his Time Sleeping and Thinking, what was Happening down at Whatchamaycallit Cottage? Well, in the same MeanWhile, Ms Burrrpen Moily was in a Similar State of Flux. She did not Know What Had Hit Her. But she felt as if a Big Whoooooooooosh! had come andContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Six The Three Companions walked home to their cottage (which by the by, was called SuchLike) in Three Different States of Mind. Foot and Foot-Foot had to be Awoken before they would start Moving. And it took the combined efforts of Fart’n’Fart and Mr FartenFurter to do so. For they quite enjoyed the softnessContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Five Now Ms Burrrpen-Moily was a Lovely Lady with an Abdomen of Outstanding Girth. And it was this Appendage that caught her visitor’s eye. More than Mr FartenFurter, it caught Fart’n’Fart’s eye! For here was a Match worthy of him! “And who might YOU be, young lady?” asked Mr FartenFurter. “Why, I told you.Continue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Four And so Mr FartenFurter moved into the Cottage with his three Companions from whom he Could-Not-Be-Parted. Now, on the other side of the Trees there was another Little Cottage where lived a Pair of Siblings. The Moilys. There was the sister, Burrrpen-Moily. And there was the brother, Mean-Moily. Why, you ask, would parentsContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Three And there was so much for the new Mayor to do! As the Town had never in its History Experienced such a Gusty Wind before, there was Utter Chaos and Mayhem with people rushing Hither and Thither not knowing Where To Go or What To Do. The first thing Mr FartenFurter did wasContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

Chapter Two Having arrived in The Land of Whooooops!, Mr FartenFurter and his Faithful Companions Looked Around. And what did they see? A Sea of People with Mouths Open. Hair Standing on End. And the Never-Ending Buuuuurp that emitted from those Open Mouths. Mr FartenFurter’s Own Mouth fell open in Amazement! And Fart’n’Fart, whom heContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”