The Land of Farten-Burrrpen

Chapter Four And so Mr FartenFurter moved into the Cottage with his three Companions from whom he Could-Not-Be-Parted. Now, on the other side of the Trees there was another Little Cottage where lived a Pair of Siblings. The Moilys. There was the sister, Burrrpen-Moily. And there was the brother, Mean-Moily. Why, you ask, would parentsContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

The Land of Farten-Burrrpen

Chapter Two Having arrived in The Land of Whooooops!, Mr FartenFurter and his Faithful Companions Looked Around. And what did they see? A Sea of People with Mouths Open. Hair Standing on End. And the Never-Ending Buuuuurp that emitted from those Open Mouths. Mr FartenFurter’s Own Mouth fell open in Amazement! And Fart’n’Fart, whom heContinue reading “The Land of Farten-Burrrpen”

This is where I write stories for fun! Enjoy!

THE LAND OF FARTEN-BURRRPEN Chapter One Once upon a time, not so long ago, actually very much in the near past and in the nearly future, there lived two people quite close to each other. So close, as a matter of fact, that they could SMELL each other. They were Mr FartenFurter and Ms Burrrpen-Moily.Continue reading “This is where I write stories for fun! Enjoy!”